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Cats in Heaven
While a little boy was at school one day, his cat got killed. His mother was very concerned about how he would take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explained the tragedy and tried to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with god now."

To which the boy replied, "What's god going to do with a dead cat?"
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