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Buckeye Fight Song
A die-hard Michigan fan and a die-hard Ohio State fan are waiting to be executed. The executioner asks the Ohio State fan for his last request.

"Hmmm", he says, then requests to hear the Buckeye fight song one last time.

"OK," says the executioner and turns to the Michigan fan and asks the same question, "What is your last request?"

Without hesitation the Michigan fan says, "Shoot me first."
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