Funny Quotes
<i>"Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we're crusin' around in a Ford P.O.S."</i> - Will Smith, MIB
<i>"You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here...what do we have?"</i> - Mike Meyers, Austin Powers
<i>"I'm your Huckleberry."</i> - Val Kilmer, Tombstone
<i>"It's on European socialism. I mean, really! What's the point? I'm not European...I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be facist anarchists...It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car! It's not that I condone facism....or any "ism" for that matter. "Isms" in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism", they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles...I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people!"</i> - Matthew Brodrick, Farris Beulers Day Off
<i>"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."</i> - Bob Dole
<i>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president."</i> - Hillary Clinton
<i>"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."</i> - Steve Martin
<i>I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.</i> - Rodney Dangerfield
<i>USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.</i> - David Letterman
<i>I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal.</i> - Bill Clinton
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